Yesterday I was watching a Dutch comedian called Theo Maassen. In his sketch he was saying how ridiculous the Coat of Arms of the Netherlands is. Het took out his passport which has the Dutch Coat of Arms printed on it. He remarked that this was the Logo of the Netherlands. This Logo is a condensed version of what we the Dutch stand for. Some of his Remarks:
- Why is the text in French “Je Maintiendrai”.
- The Two Lions have their tails up, so the are ready for taking a big shit.
- Typical Dutch those Lions.
- Why Does the Lion Hold a sword, his claws are weapons enough.
The Sketch by Theo Maassen in Dutch: